Tasty Tunes [Songs] - Covers
Punch You In the Eye
Lyrics:
I come from the land where the oceans freeze
Spent three long months
on the open seas
Paddled 'til it seemed I could take no more
When
my ship hit ground on Prussia's shores
How was I to know that day
That the winds had swept me Wilson's way
'Cause soon towards me from
the East
Came Wilson and his men on multi-beasts
Well it seems
he didn't like my face
And I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil
place
They tied me to a chair with a giant clip
And held a piece
of paper to my tender nip(ple)
Then they tossed the chair in a
tiny shack
And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back
But
I loosened up the binds where my hands were lashed
And ran towards
the cove where my boat was stashed
Singing "Oh Wilson, someday
I'll kill you 'til you die
Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"
When Wilson knew that I was loose
I'd surely be subjected to some
real abuse
Maybe end up hanging from the nearest tree
So angrily I
paddled to the open sea
But the sea was eager to beat me back
And the waves grew huge and deadly black
And the gray clouds rumbled
over my head
And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead
When the morning came and the storm had passed
And the dismal fog
began at last
To open up before my eyes
And there I saw to my
surprise
Chains and specks of islands curved
Where palm trees
dipped and seagulls swerved
And I parked my kayak on a stone
And
yelled across the ocean to his evil throne
I said "Oh Wilson,
someday I'll kill you 'til you die
Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye
Wilson, kill you 'til you die
Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"
Notes:
Only used as a tease.
Performed:
Date: | Venue: | Location: | Event: |
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04/08/22 | Winstons Beach Club | San Diego, Ca. | with Mohavisoul |
01/19/22 | Public House | Crested Butte, Co. | with Daniel Donato & His Cosmic Country Co. |
03/31/21 | Cervantes' Masterpiece Ballroom | Denver, Co. | an Evening With (Early) |
07/07/18 | Filling Station | Bozeman, Mt. | with Cycles and Part & Parcel |
06/21/18 | Town Center Park | Big Sky, Mt. | Music In the Mountains |
04/21/18 | Fox Street Compound | Denver, Co. | 420 On the Block Music Festival |
03/24/18 | Mangy Moose | Jackson, Wy. | with Rumpke Mountain Boys |