Tasty Tunes [Songs] - Covers

Lyrics:

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

Notes:

Only used as a tease.

Performed:

Date: Venue: Location: Event:
02/10/22 Sessions Music Hall Eugene, Or. for Leftover Salmon
01/19/22 Public House Crested Butte, Co. with Daniel Donato & His Cosmic Country Co.
06/27/21 Cabin On Greenwood Lake Hewitt, Nj. Tree of Life Fundraiser
04/02/21 Cervantes' Masterpiece Ballroom Denver, Co. an Evening With (Late)
10/10/20 Cervantes' Masterpiece Ballroom Denver, Co. an Evening With (Late)
06/28/20 Denver Central Market Denver, Co. Dine From Out There
02/22/20 Park West Chicago, Il. for Twiddle
02/14/20 Rialto Theatre Bozeman, Mt. with Pillow Talk
01/31/20 Winstons Beach Club San Diego, Ca. with National Park Radio
12/15/19 Vaudeville Mews Des Moines, Ia. an Evening With
12/04/19 Gibson Music Hall Appleton, Wi. with Adam Greuel
10/12/19 Hodi's Half Note Fort Collins, Co. with House With a Yard
09/20/19 City Winery Boston, Ma. an Evening With
09/14/19 Club Metronome Burlington, Vt. with Strange Purple Jelly
09/06/19 Pine Creek Lodge Livingston, Mt. with Fresh Boys
04/20/19 Whiskey Junction Minneapolis, Mn. Smokin' Grass 420
04/07/19 Jewel Manchester, Nh. with Creamery Station
03/15/19 Crystal Bay Casino Red Room Crystal Bay, Nv. an Evening With
03/08/19 Winstons Beach Club San Diego, Ca. with Ryan Bloom and Shakedown String Band
03/01/19 State Room Salt Lake City, Ut. with Kind Country
02/09/19 Public House Crested Butte, Co. with Sweet Lillies
01/29/19 World Cafe Live Philadelphia, Pa. for Magic Beans
01/25/19 Heist Brewing Charlotte, Nc. for Magic Beans
01/13/19 Animas City Theatre Durango, Co. for Magic Beans
01/05/19 Cervantes' Masterpiece Ballroom Denver, Co. Winter String Fling
01/03/19 Old Town Pub Steamboat Springs, Co. an Evening With
12/28/18 Nectar Lounge Seattle, Wa. Bluegrass Zipper
12/15/18 Black Bear Lodge Stratton, Vt. Winter Wondergrass Music Festival Grass After Dark
12/07/18 Waterhole Saranac Lake, Ny. with Stinky Boots String Band
11/29/18 Pine Creek Lodge Livingston, Mt. an Evening With
11/10/18 High Noon Saloon Madison, Wi. with Feed the Dog
10/02/18 Crescent Ballroom Phoenix, Az. for Pigeons Playing Ping Pong
09/12/18 Cattivo Pittsburgh, Pa. with Jakobs Ferry Stragglers
07/07/18 Filling Station Bozeman, Mt. with Cycles and Part & Parcel
07/05/18 Victor City Park Victor, Id. Music On Main
07/02/17 Town Square Tavern Jackson, Wy. an Evening With